In the beginning, there was XRP. And it was weird. But not weird enough. Enter Bearable Guy 123 โ a mysterious account that posts cryptic cartoons on the internet, specifically designed to make normal people say "what the actual heck?" and XRP holders say "THIS IS THE SIGNAL."
Bearable Guy 123 has been particularly active on ๐ CHRISTMAS EVE ๐ โ because nothing says "decentralized finance revolution" like posting cryptic cartoons while everyone else is wrapping presents.
The plot thickens: Brad Garlinghouse, CEO of Ripple, follows this account. Coincidence? The community says: ABSOLUTELY NOT. THIS IS PART OF THE PLAN.
Freemasons. Shadow networks. A plan so orchestrated it makes chess look like checkers. This is the narrative. RIDDLEx is the coin. The riddle is the riddle. Ripple IS the riddle. ๐บ
Cryptic cartoons. Unknowable lore. Posted at 3am on Dec 24th. Definitely a normal person doing normal things. Nothing to see here. EVERYTHING TO SEE HERE.
Why Christmas Eve? WHY NOT CHRISTMAS EVE? Santa is Satoshi. Rudolph is XRP. The sleigh is the ledger. This is canon now. We don't make the rules.
The CEO of a billion-dollar company follows a cartoon account. In normal world: weird hobby. In XRP world: THIS IS THE HANDSHAKE. THE SIGNAL. THE HAPPENING.
Look, we're not saying Ripple is secretly run by an ancient fraternal organization. We're just saying the compass and the ledger are both called "tools." Think about it.
Every number was chosen for a cryptic reason. We won't tell you what that reason is. That's the point.
Token launches. Nobody knows what it means. That's perfect. Bearable Guy is watching. Community forms. People start connecting imaginary string between random events. Beautiful.
Memes. Lore threads. Someone makes a 47-part Twitter thread connecting RIDDLEx to the pyramids. It somehow makes sense. We're all nodding along. The riddle deepens.
Something happens on December 24th. We don't know what yet. But it WILL happen. Bearable Guy will post something. Brad will like it. The prophesy continues.
The riddle is solved. Or is it? Actually no, there's another riddle inside the first riddle. We go deeper. XRPL to the moon. Freemasons confused. Bearable Guy nods.
This phase's details are encoded in a Bearable Guy cartoon. You'll know it when you see it. Or you won't. The not-knowing IS the phase. Ripple is Riddle. RIDDLEx is eternal.
Look. The markets are scary. ๐
The charts are scary. The Freemasons are definitely scary.
But you know what's NOT scary?
BUYING A COIN CALLED RIDDLEX
WITH YOUR FRIENDS
AND LAUGHING ABOUT IT ๐
We are not here to get rich quick.
(okay we are a little bit but SHHHH)
We are here because crypto is supposed to be absurd.
And beautiful. And chaotic. And dumb.
Gloriously, magnificently dumb.
So strap in. Buy the riddle.
Hold the mystery.
BE THE BEARABLE GUY. ๐ป
RIDDLEx is a memecoin created for entertainment, community, and lore.
None of this is financial advice. None of this is actual evidence of any secret society involvement
in cryptocurrency. Bearable Guy 123 is probably just a fun person who likes cartoons.
Brad Garlinghouse follows many accounts. The Freemasons have not confirmed nor denied involvement.
Christmas Eve is just Christmas Eve.
But also... what if it isn't? ๐บ
Past riddles do not predict future riddles. Please don't solve world mysteries with your grocery money.
DYOR. NFA. WAGMI. Or not. The riddle remains.